Comparison Pictures Of Billy THEN and NOW

Since I think people may not exactly understand the difference between a “dead” smile and a genuine smile when it comes to Billy Idol I’ve decided to at least provide information on that so people can see how deathly apparent it is that he doesn’t appear to be enjoying himself with Lindsay Morris.

These two pictures present what is a genuine smile, especially by body language analysis standards. He smiles with his mouth and his eyes and it’s a clear genuine expression of happiness.

“You use more face muscles when you have a genuine smile and you see that in the lines round the eyes of the subject which crinkle up more,” says Wiseman. The eyes have it, in short. (Source)

 

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This is the example used from the body language article (Source)

Obviously, the picture on the right is not a genuine smile, well, if it’s not obvious I’m telling you that the picture on the right isn’t genuine as a smile. The picture on the left is the genuine smile. Now that we have established that, let’s take a look at some recent pictures of Billy Idol with Lindsay Morris:

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As you can see now, hopefully, what do I know, his smiles in each one of these pictures are not genuine and in the second one he’s trying the least to convey any sort of genuine happiness with this woman (which makes sense since it’s the one that takes place the most recently).

I pretty much rest my case on this, at least going by expressions of his when he’s around her in the more recent pictures taken.

 

Lindsay Morris Theory Update

I still think the vast majority of what I said in my first post appears to be true, the theories on why she’s still Billy Idol’s “girlfriend” have been modified to a more plausible theory of what probably actually is going on. This would be theory five. If you want to read the rest of this you can go look at the first post.


Theory 5:

Though her Instagram is private she will apparently let anyone who is a Billy Idol fan view it. This denotes she doesn’t want any actual privacy as much as she still wants to brag that she’s fucking Billy Idol. I think that’s all it is, though, just fucking him. Except in her own mind, she’s his girlfriend and has been for a while. Though it’s still unclear how they could have possibly met since she obviously doesn’t have a real occupation and clearly isn’t a stylist, there are clues to plausible ways they could have met.

One of her really good friends seems to be Ivana Firestone who is married to billionaire Andrew Firestone.

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This is tagged #TBT which means “Throw Back Thursday” the date this was posted was this year (recently) but the picture was taken before that point, apparently whenever Ivana turned 40.

 

Now normal girls who are not from money don’t usually get the chance to interact with heirs to huge fortunes, they have to already be from a social class that would give them the opportunity to meet billionaires which means that if Lindsay is like best friends with his wife, and has been for a while, she’s definitely a trust fund baby. This denotes that she probably met Billy somehow at a “rich people’s party” since she can obviously afford to get into after parties or very expensive nightclubs where rockstars would typically hang out. Though there’s no indication yet of how they actually met, this is the most likely option. Lindsay is a socialite with no actual job or talent, just money, and she uses it to get what she wants and party all the time.

If they met in around 2008 she would have been in her late 20’s early 30s but Billy would have been in his 50’s. This would make her a “sweet young thing” and she’s willing to put out. Obviously, Billy Idol being the womanizer he is, is going to fuck her and keep fucking her as long as she allows it. He’s aging, his list of women is probably slowly being whittled down and she’s the one constant that keeps saying yes to him, will go places with him, and fuck him. This is why eventually she turns up at one public event with him and says they’ve been dating for four years. Except they really haven’t.

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She’s not even looking at him in this picture, she’s more interested in posing for the camera despite totally “loving” Billy I guess. Though I admit he looks in love here, the year is 2014, however, this picture is clearly older than 2014 and more likely from 2012 considering how his hair looked in the time when he first met her and this picture. Ergo: She’s passing off a 2-year-old picture as more recent than it actually happened, and doesn’t appear to be interested in him as much as the camera.

 

Most likely what’s been happening is she’s a casual fling to him, and though I think he genuinely liked her to a point and enjoyed spending time with her, I don’t think it was as serious to him as it was to her. Meanwhile, she’s getting packages delivered to herself under the name Lindsay Idol so she can post pictures of them on Instagram and brag to her friends about it.

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This was posted 2012, 4 years after they allegedly met and started to date. I say allegedly because literally the only one who has said she’s his girlfriend is her, at a party, in 2012 and she claimed it had been that way for 4 years. Billy has never confirmed (or denied) this so how true it is remains to be seen. 

There is also some debate on what she actually does for a living. She claims to be a stylist but if she is, then she’s getting literally no attention or praise for it as seen here:

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The person tagged in this is some photographer from that magazine. She tags it “Shoot” and “Stylist” and that she’s going to wear it to Coachella (typically a rich white girl musical festival thing for rich white girls) it gets 23 likes, the person who took the picture did not like it, and the magazine it’s allegedly for/from did not like it. Also, is she a stylist here or a model because not sure what’s going on?

Then, very recently on her Instagram, she posts that she’s a “defunct pilates instructor” which kind of contradicts the notion that she’s a stylist, or maybe she quit being a stylist at some point and decided to teach pilates? If she ever was a stylist, to begin with and that wasn’t just a complete lie she made up on the spot when asked why she was at a party with Billy Idol.

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Even her friend seems to be confused that she teaches Pilates which would denote that something odd is going on. Name is blocked but this person comments on a ton of her pictures and seems to know her in some way.

We also have tons of pictures of her traveling to exotic places, on any given whim, which would denote she really doesn’t have a job but she has a ton of money. This one seems to indicate she’s in a band or works for a band or something because she says it’s “practice” for New Years? There are also other Instagram posts of her with/working for a band, maybe and thanking them for being with them (not a band that is known or related to Billy Idol)

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She spends a lot of time in Oregon, clearly not with Billy and with her family, her brother is tagged in a lot of pictures. She also seems to spend a ton of time in France/Paris and seemingly not with Billy (unless he’s the one taking all of the pictures) but I doubt it since, in any picture that he seems to be involved in, in any way, she is sure to tag him so I’m guessing she’s just hanging out with friends until she decides it’s time to go home and fuck Billy Idol again? I dunno.


Summary:

Back in 2008 (maybe) Billy met her at a party. She was young, he was older. She was down to fuck because she’s clearly someone who was raised on the idea of getting a “status symbol husband” and he is a notorious womanizer who has admitted quite a few times he has “no girlfriend” but a list of girls he calls when he gets lonely and rotates them (he’s said this even when he was allegedly with her). In her own mind, she’s basically married to him. In his mind, it was a casual hookup type thing. When she claimed she was his girlfriend he never denied it because at that point he liked her or was okay with the idea, but he has never confirmed he’s actually dating her, nor brought her up when asked if he’s dating anyone. She clearly doesn’t want her privacy as much as she claims and is definitely using him as some type of accessory, because she lets every Billy Idol fan on the planet follow her now “private” account for no reason (which by the way has 809 followers so she’s not even getting that much attention).

Now, as for the dead air from about 2015 to 2017, what I think happened is he tried to get rid of her, she probably pulled some psycho girlfriend bullshit since it’s obvious she thinks she’s practically married to him (and told all of her friends that according to this picture)

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The point here is that this serious relationship is and mostly has been only in her head because she’s a spoiled rich girl who likes having a status symbol boyfriend. In his mind it’s only been casual. He tries to break it off, she flips out and does/says something so utterly psychotic that he’s now stuck with her for fear of…something. This is why any picture after 2015 he looks fucking miserable with her and/or like he just happened to show up at the same place with her. She’s a long time girl that he had to fuck and she thought it was more than that (and still thinks it) and probably because they have a history she knows a bunch of shit he doesn’t want other people to know. This means he can’t possibly get rid of her until she wants to leave because she can probably ruin his life/career if he tries to.

Note: Before her account went private he liked absolutely none of her pictures. After the account went private he liked the first 10 or so of them (the most recent ones). It’s obvious he hasn’t looked further than that. He hasn’t liked any of the pictures where they look like a couple, he hasn’t liked any of the pictures where they actually seem like they are having a good time and he’s never commented on anything she’s posted with or without him in it. Furthermore, I’ve only seen him tag her in one thing (She’s not even in the picture) and it’s a picture from an Oscar party back in 2012 or so, it’s not a recent picture.


Disclaimer:

This is all just a theory I have on what is going on with Lindsay Morris and Billy Idol. The only reason I give a shit is that everything about her defies logic. Her personality especially defies what Billy has traditionally been into as a girlfriend. Each of the former women that have been definitely connected to him (that he’s publicly admitted to being with) have had careers, personalities, and actual talent or fame outside of his image. They were women with careers. Everything about this woman screams “pampered little rich girl who has no actual talent/work ethic” and this is very contradictory to the type of woman he has traditionally been linked to, making this the strangest alleged long-term girlfriend he’s ever had.

If Billy, ever actually comes out and explains that yes she is his girlfriend and yes he really does love her, fair enough, but he’s had 9 years to do such a thing and has even been asked if he’s had a girlfriend multiple times in those 9 years and always denied it. This denotes the relationship is far more in her own head than it is in his, and something definitely went on between 2015 and 2017 where they seemingly were not talking to each other at all. Billy is not married to her either, despite her using the last name “Idol” as well as Morris and Cross.

As a fan of Billy Idol (as a human being, not a symbol, not an icon, not an object) I am concerned that something bad is going on between them, and maybe even abusive, and he can’t get out of it. I’d like an actual explanation to who this woman is and how they actually met and if Billy even really likes her. He’s never been shy in the past about saying something so why is he silent with this one?

Everything here is presented as editorial and opinion going based on actual posts to back up why I think the way I do. I cannot confirm that any of this is true I can only confirm that the circumstantial evidence may lead to these conclusions. I do not know these people I am merely a fan on the outside looking in and wondering what this is all about. I am also anonymous for a reason as I admit I may be entirely wrong about everything but until given substantial proof otherwise I’m going to say what I want to say.

Who Is Lindsay Morris?

Disclaimer: This is all basically speculation from observations I have made over the past few months. This is not being written due to jealousy or anger or to slander anyone. It’s mostly being written out of extreme confusion as to who this person is and what her actual connection to Billy Idol might entail. I admit I may be entirely inaccurate and that this is editorial but I’m still going to ask questions. I am not stating that any of this is true just that it’s weird. Opinions will be backed up with facts and sources where applicable.


Who Is Lindsay Morris?

As some people may know, or not know, Lindsay Morris (also known by the name Lindsay Cross) is the alleged long-term girlfriend of Billy Idol. In 2012 she was seen attending an event with Billy Idol and claimed she’d already been dating him for 4 years. She also claimed she was a stylist.

Cross, who hails from Seattle, told us she and the fist-waving former Generation X front man have been together for four years. (Source)

This should be the end of that story but it’s really only the beginning because it seems that everything anyone knows about her (publicly) is a lie. This is where all the questions come into play.


Who is she, Really?

The answer to this question remains entirely unknown. First and foremost she claims to be a celebrity stylist as well as Billy Idol’s girlfriend. They pop up together at events here and there spanning from 2012 to present day. However, there seem to be no pictures of them together before that point, she was somehow dating a high profile man for 4 years without anyone spotting them together for any reason before she appeared with him at a bookselling party. Which seems very suspect. Now, many people will say “well she probably just wanted her privacy” which is respectable. Except for the fact that she also claims to not only be his stylist but a celebrity stylist as well, which would prompt the immediate question of, why hasn’t anyone heard of her then? Or why does literally nothing come up that denotes she actually is a stylist for anyone when you Google her name.

Stylists based in L.A (especially for celebrities) have a natural tendency to want exposure and to actually be hired by people to do work. Lindsay seems to have no actual desire to do any work nor does she seem to be an actual stylist. There is no online portfolio for her, no social media where she tries to present a portfolio, no verifiable person she’s styled or worked with other than Billy Idol. If she’s “so good” that she’s word of mouth only, no one is name dropping her anywhere, and to my knowledge, Billy hasn’t even said her name in an interview. Most of the information is coming from her and most of it seems to be a blatant lie. The only thing I can find on her slightly resembling a portfolio of work is this website.

Except, that’s a free website for nobody’s who are looking to be hired and make a career out of it. Even weirder, the profile was created in 2011 and was last active in 2011, which would have been three years after they allegedly met and started dating. It seems like it was created more as an afterthought or alibi than an actual business venture.  Now, I know some people may be thinking “that’s probably not even her” but considering there is a picture of her on her own Twitter account wearing the same GenX T-Shirt the model in that profile is wearing, and she uses basically the same handle for everything on social media I highly doubt it is not her.

(Source To Tweeted Picture)

This begs the question of why she doesn’t have a professional portfolio anywhere and why she didn’t bother to make one (and a half-assed one at that) until three years after she met Billy Idol. Stylists in L.A are in the business of, well, having a business, social media, being noticed, even getting a Flickr account or an Instagram account. None of which seems to be anything she has, and even weirder, she dropped the surname Cross and her official “stylist” name seems to be Morris, despite telling the press in 2012 her surname was Cross for some reason. Google results for either name do not turn up any sort of business, profile, social media, or portfolio that would denote she’s an actual stylist for any celebrities, including Billy Idol.


Stylist Or Poser?

There isn’t much evidence she really even is a stylist beyond maybe wanting to be a stylist. The “evidence” of her styling career seems to be that she may or may not have had a studio where she styled something at some point. Her social media mostly is pictures of her dog, followed by what appears to maybe be a studio, there’s one picture of her maybe doing her friend’s hair at her house and calling it “work”. The rest of her Twitter is hipster pictures of random things, photos of random rockstars that she fangirls over, vintage pictures of hipster garbage, and passive aggressive posts that make it seem like she’s upset with her boyfriend, aka Billy Idol. A lot of the pictures on her twitter are clearly of fashion shows she liked but obviously did not attend.

This kind of begs the question of what work is she doing other than having a hobby and who is she styling other than random wannabe models. Even more curious, all of her “studio” work and pictures seem to entirely stop on social media after around 2013 or so where I guess she’s just not being a stylist anymore? Or claiming to be one. Once again, this seems more like she made up a lie while being interviewed then worked overtime to make it seem like she actually does what she said she did even though she really never had a career doing it in the first place. She’s “Seattle Based” so she’s more than likely from a very wealthy family and her parents pay for her to go pretend to be a stylist without her actually working as a stylist (seems like the most likely option). If that’s the case then how did she meet Billy Idol and why is she still connected to him?

(A few examples of her hipster photos from Twitter)


Trouble In Paradise?

Though early on in the alleged relationship with Billy Idol, you can find decently happy pictures of them together, the pictures stop around 2015 where there is almost total media silence from her end of them even having anything to do with one another. Her Instagram (made private within the last month for some unknown reason) denoted that she was unhappy with the “L.A Lifestyle” and that she didn’t like being in L.A (where he lives). Her Instagram also showed her traveling alone to various areas, and Billy couldn’t have possibly been with her in at least a few of the pictures given that it was known where he was at the time performing.

Her Instagram was/is also full of her friends constantly badgering her about marrying Billy and having his baby to which she never actually responds. On the rare occasion before 2015 where she actually did post images of him, they were usually without comment, left there for her friends to coo over and her to say nothing, almost as if he was or is an accessory. After January of 2015 where she posted a video of Billy warming up before a concert there were positively no posts or pictures about him until March of 2017 (March 23rd to be Exact) when this picture was posted:

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The commentary on this picture from her was nothing, but her friends were left there to coo and go gaga about how lucky Billy is to have “two hot women all over him” yet his face tells a different story. That is not the expression of a man entirely enjoying himself. He looks more like he’s in a hostage situation than really loving taking that weird photo with Lindsay (on the right in the Indian headdress) and her friend. As someone decently educated in body language analysis, there’s nothing in this picture that denotes he’s actually comfortable with it being taken. It’s weirder than this, though.


Fake Smiles, Posed Pictures, Obvious Irritation:

There is a small collection of relatively recent pictures (after the year 2015) where the smiles look staged and the eyes look dead, the body contact is minimal and seemingly unwanted, or Billy Idol just looks obviously pissed off. Other pictures make it look like they just happened to show up at the same place at the same time and are completely not together. The pictures that Lindsay is now posting on Twitter (the one account not made private for some reason) are all “throwback” pictures, not current pictures and even then, they don’t exactly look like the happiest couple in the universe.

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This picture, for example, circa 2016 or so. Look at the body language. First of all, though you can’t see Billy’s eyes his smile is relatively dead. Billy has a history of having a very expressive and passionate face, especially when he smiles. That’s not a real smile. Secondly, note the “Spider Fingers” where he’s trying to hold her hand. She’s doing everything possible not to really be holding his hand without making it look like she’s not holding his hand. Her smile is a bit more genuine but the light in her eyes doesn’t match the smile.

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Yet another “posed” picture. Once again you have the half-dead smile from Billy and though she is smiling if you cover her mouth you can see that her eyes do not match her expression. This is not a picture of two very happy people together at whatever event, and once again it’s relatively recent (2016 or so). You can’t exactly see his eyes but he’s not putting much effort into the smile and that’s obvious. 21754595_972904986186052_1812736781_n

This picture is the most telling, so are a few others from this event which seems to be a fashion show. For one, I don’t really know of Billy to randomly want to attend weird fashion shows on his own. For two, look at how he’s dressed, I can’t imagine him choosing to wear that outfit on his own for any reason. For three, the expression is very telling but she seems to be exceedingly happy here, like genuinely, which leads me to believe that this was an event she wanted to go to, she told him what to wear, and she’s now showing him off to her friends. Other pictures from this event there are “smiles” from Billy, but once again they are the dead kind of unenthusiastic smiles that you see in the first two pictures.

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This is the most recent picture of them attending a funeral in 2017 for the Linkin Park singer who committed suicide. When I first saw this picture she’s so far behind him I didn’t even notice her. I get that it’s a “funeral” but shouldn’t they be standing more together if they are actually a couple? In early pictures of the relationship they seemed to have no problem being close with their arms around each other but now it seems as if she barely wants to be touched by him. The other pictures from that funeral are of Billy entirely alone, or a picture of them laughing at something that is going on but not really interacting with each other.

This relatively recent video of them leaving a restaurant shows that she’s clearly uncomfortable with the cameras, walking a few feet ahead of them, they never seem to make any contact at all, and he does nothing to try to shield her from the paparazzi as well as says nothing to try to stop it from happening. He’s not at all protective of her, nor does he try to draw attention away from her. It’s very contrary to this video:

This video is from 2013 and is absolutely not Lindsay Morris, it’s also not his daughter and it’s outside of a random bar early/late at night (however you want to look at it). The way he’s putting the helmet on her and somewhat standing in front of her to hide who she is, denotes far more care towards this random woman (no one knows who it is) than he was showing to Lindsay in the first video. Not to mention that this is obviously some sort of late night bar girl pick up and he was allegedly with Lindsay at the time of this so he’s clearly cheating on her (which denotes that their relationship wasn’t really solid to begin with despite allegedly being with her for 5 years at that point in 2013).

These pictures (judging by the hair and general face look of the time) would have been 2013 or 2014 and he seems more into these random girls than he does currently seem into his alleged girlfriend, Lindsay. Yet they are still together, still showing up places, and when they do they don’t at all look happy with each other. It begs the question not only of who is she really, but what is actually going on with him and her?


Billy Idol NEVER Acknowledges Her:

There have been many recent interviews I’ve watched with Billy, especially around the time his book was released in 2014 and he never once mentions her name. In fact, there’s one interview where he implies he doesn’t even have a girlfriend when asked and only mentions Perri Lister (First love and mother of his first child). In the acknowledgment section of his book, she’s not listed first and it’s dubious to if he loves her with how the acknowledgment is eventually phrased. The very first “Thank Yous” are to his parents followed by, Bill Aucion, Keith Forsey and Steve Stevens. Immediately after that:

To my loves, Perri Lister, Bonnie Blue, Willem Wolfe

Lindsay isn’t mentioned until the 20th name under “Styling and Love” and she isn’t even the first stylist mentioned. He hasn’t spoken her name anywhere it can be heard and she’s very low on the list of thank yous and loves in his book. He talks about Perri and how much he loves her (or loved) far more than he’s ever spoken publicly about Lindsay Morris. Billy is also not one to hide his love or affection for anyone if he actually loves them. Pictures of him with Perri Lister and Linda Mathis (Bonnie’s Mother) show obvious love and affection between the two before the ultimate breakups.


Questionable Lyrics And Video Content:

Billy Idol’s 2014 album Kings And Queens Of The Underground though amazing is considerably dark. Most songs mention a girl that he loved breaking his heart, and though one could attribute some of that to Perri (possibly) the lyrics would denote otherwise, especially the song Eyes Wide Shut which talks about social media.

The social network
Betrayed my dreams
You with another guy
My mind starts to scream

Excerpt From Eyes Wide Shut

Billy is well known to write songs from his own perspective and that hasn’t changed over the years. In his book, he mentions that the song “Eyes Without A Face” is about his feelings for Perri slipping away at the time and realizing that the relationship was probably over and he was losing her. However, before that book was written there are several interviews where he lies about the meaning of that song, attributing it to many other things. The most honest answer to what that song means is in his book. Why point this out?

Mostly because of the fact that songs like Eyes Wide Shut exist and videos like Can’t Break Me Down Exist. He explains that Can’t Break Me Down (as a song) is about not letting other people defeat you and bring you down. Fair enough, except the video for it is obviously about a woman who cheated on him, and the lyrics are also obviously about a woman who cheated on him.

You put me up so you can watch me crumble
I always knew you were some kind of trouble
Lurking, you can’t hurt me
‘cause I see just how your evil’s working

A silver tongue with the best of intentions
But you’re a child with the cruelest inventions
Burning, you’re just hurtin’
I know somewhere deep in hell you’re workin’

Excerpt from Can’t Break Me Down

Why exactly do a video which denotes an obvious harlot cheating on him if the song, in general, is about not letting people break you down? Furthermore, Billy has a lot of creative control over every video he does. He describes the process for all of his videos in his book. This means that it’s highly doubtful anyone else came up with the concept, and clearly, he’s not going to say the song is about a current girlfriend as there’s already a history of him lying about song meanings as established by the many reasons he gave for writing Eyes Wide Shut. He didn’t say the true meaning of the song at the time because when the song came out he was still with Perri Lister, she even did background vocals for the song.

There are also passive aggressive tweets on her account as well as his that denote that someone cheated on someone around the year 2013 (or perhaps they both cheated on each other). There seems to be something that happened in those years leading up to that album that made it considerably darker and have almost every song include some lyric or stanza about loving a girl and losing her. If he’s still with her for some reason he’s not going to say it’s about her, that much is clear because of what he hid about Perri but considering all the other evidence presented here it seems almost crystal clear that he’s not happy with this woman, but still with her.


Unanswered Questions That Remain:

  1. Who is Lindsay?
  2. What is Lindsay’s occupation?
  3. Why is he still with this woman?
  4. How did Lindsay meet Billy?
  5. Why the absolute silence about even being together in every form of media?
  6. How did no one notice her dating him for 4 years before it was discovered?
  7. What is her source of income other than Billy Idol’s wallet?
  8. Why doesn’t she exist on any social media before 2011, after she started dating him?
  9. Why the two different surnames? Why introduce yourself as Cross only to change to Morris?
  10. What is keeping them together through what also seems like an incredibly unhappy partnership?

Theories:

This is where it gets into major speculation territory but I’m going to do it nonetheless because that’s what I’m here to do. Don’t really care if people agree with me, this is an anonymous blog for a reason, I don’t want to be connected to this publicly and I fully admit I could be completely wrong about what’s going on. None of this is cemented in my mind as true and if anything I hope I am wrong because all I want is for Billy to be happy. That being said, here are some theories on why she still may be with him even though he seems incredibly unhappy with her.


Theory 1:

If the case is that she actually has been dating him as long as she claims (since 2008) and at any point lived with him long term, if something happened and he threatened to break up with her she might be trying to slam him with alimony. Though they aren’t married (and never were) if she lived with him for a long enough period of time she could cite that she got used to a certain “standard of living” and he now owes her payment. Though Billy is far from poor (his net worth seems to be set around 50 million) that isn’t liquid assets. This means that he may have a nice house, cars, possibly a private plane or other property but it’s debatable how much cash income he regularly makes. If she’s trying to slam him with alimony payments (should he leave her) he probably can’t afford to pay her without going entirely bankrupt so ultimately it’s cheaper to keep doing what she wants and stay with her.


Theory 2:

This is a more outlandish theory but still possible. Maybe she actually had a baby, she doesn’t want people to know, he’s on the hook for child support and she’s got her claws in him in that manner. It would explain the total media silence from her for 2 years, where I can’t find any sort of picture of her. If she was pregnant and trying to hide it (and dissatisfied with it) then obviously she’s not going to be posting on social media until her body recovers. She also seems to periodically hate fame and being in L.A and before her Instagram went private there was talk from her friends about having his baby. It’s possible he’s sticking around because, like with his other kids, he wants to be supportive but she doesn’t want her kid in the spotlight (nor does she want to be in the spotlight anymore unless it benefits her such as fashion shows or concerts she wants to go to)


Theory 3:

Along the same lines of theory 2, except she never had the baby she had a miscarriage and is using this as a guilt trip to string him along so he gives her shit and pays for her stuff. Since she’s from a family that clearly has money she’s most akin to a pampered poodle so she has a certain “style” she’s accustom to and he has the money to pay for it (as well as the connections to give it to her) and she’s milking the miscarriage to get exactly what she wants from him.


Theory 4:

She’s blackmailing him in some way. What that way is, I couldn’t fathom. Could be a sex tape, nude pictures, some information she has that no one else has, something he did that she witnessed that he doesn’t want to be released to the press. All of the above? Doesn’t matter. This is also very plausible since she came out of nowhere and was suddenly just dating him for 4 years which would mean that it’s more of a situation than a relationship and if she dug up dirt on him and is sticking it to him he may have no other choice.


Conclusions:

All public information on Lindsay Morris (or Lindsay Cross) makes it incredibly unclear who she actually is, what she actually does, and how she actually met Billy Idol. All public information on Billy Idol indicates that if he’s actually in love with someone he shows it, talks about it, and makes it obvious. The fact that he has never mentioned her that I’ve seen other than listing her as the 20th name in his book, and implied in a 2014 interview he doesn’t even have a girlfriend, speaks miles to what he personally thinks of the relationship.

Though I could admit that a lot of this might be her wanting her “privacy” that leads to several other problems with her backstory.

For one, why admit to being a celebrity stylist if you are just a normal person who wants privacy? For two, why continue to show up to events with him (at random) if you want your privacy. For three, why date a man for 9 years when you are clearly upset about his fame and want your privacy? Why continue on with this lie of being a stylist and pretending to be one if what you really want is your privacy and why don’t you actually exist anywhere in his life, on the internet, or in search results before the point where you met him and the article in 2012 said you’ve been dating for 4 years?

If the case was that she really just wanted her privacy then she wouldn’t have gone out of her way to make social media accounts, brag about being with Billy, and post a ton of pictures of him on Twitter and Instagram. That denotes the exact opposite of wanting any actual privacy. It denotes that she wants attention of some sort, probably didn’t get the attention she thought she would get via Billy’s image, and is now trying to take it all back because no one really gives a shit that she’s fucking Billy Idol.

If she only wanted her privacy from the start there was absolutely no need to make all these social media accounts, post pictures of him, tag him in posts, and brag about being with him. Wanting privacy while being with someone is completely natural but her behavior is the exact opposite of that so that can’t possibly be what she actually wants out of this. Her beahvior boils down to:

“I am a celebrity stylist for Billy Idol, but I want my privacy and mostly hate L.A, except for when I don’t because Billy can get me into events I want to go to, also he’s rich and buys me shit and OMG I’M SO LUCKY I GET TO FUCK A ROCKSTAR but get away from me I want nothing to do with the general public.”

It’s insanely bipolar and bitchy behavior that he can’t be unaware of, which begs the question of why he’s pretty much never willingly admitted to being romantically connected to her. It’s like she just exists and he puts up with it. If she was just a normal person and not an obvious attention whore (who failed to get any actual attention for fucking Billy Idol who is now trying to take it back and be more private) I wouldn’t care too much. The fact of the matter is, it’s obvious that something shady is up with that woman.

They may be perfectly happy and I entirely admit that, but you look at everything I’ve presented here and tell me you honestly believe that they are a happy couple. If they want people to believe that (or ever wanted them to) their behavior denotes the exact opposite of that behavior and questions need to be answered. Sadly, they never will be, but hopefully one day someone who knows the truth will stumble across this and give me some idea of what’s going on here. Before it’s too late.


Note: I don’t care who Billy Idol is with, I just want him to be happy, and in my opinion this woman is not making him happy. I’m not writing this so he’ll fall in love with me or anything of that sort. I care about him as a person which is why I’m questioning the relationship. If I was writing this to get him to fall for me it wouldn’t be entirely anonymous. Any comments of the sort will be trashed because my goal here is to get answers not to win over Billy Idol.